Preface to The Bachelor Chronicles

Please do not worry about your problems with dating. I can assure you mine are far greater.

This book is the story of the last several years of my life, during which I had the pleasure and horror of having every dirty detail of my dating experiences put on public display while I was also trying to actually, seriously date women.

This is both a promise and a warning: I will give you the unfettered true account of one single man's dating life.

If you are a relative of mine whom I might conceivably see again, or someone who regards me as a "nice young man," I beg of you on the soul of the baby Christ to stop reading now and contact me. I have a special "friends and family" version of this book reserved just for you, free of charge.

If you are single and searching for someone, or were single, or will shortly be single again, you'll find yourself in this book. But your name has been changed. I hope.

Sincerely yours,
Ron Geraci